Wit and Wisdom -2

( Collected from Malayalam Periodicals written by Prof. M Krishnan Nair )

 😜 The husband who quarreled with his wife in the morning and went to the office called his wife in the afternoon and asked : what's for dinner ?

Wife: Poison! 

Husband: I will sleep, ok.  Have your dinner and  lie down ! 

 😜Wife to husband: Did you know, man, the broker who conducted our wedding was hit by a lorry and died .

 Husband: One has to suffer the consequences of his sin

 😀Astrologer: You and your wife will live long for a hundred years.

Husband: Is there any solution, astrologer ?

 🤣Wife: A little carelessness is enough to ruin a life .

 Husband: Very true, when came to see you, my focus was fully on sweets..

😂The science teacher who came for the fourth period in a row to the children: What do humans need first?

Came the reply from rear bench: One should be shameless

 😁Wife: “With bread toast for breakfast today how about adding some honey?".

 Husband: I'm not interested for the stuff which comes out from the mouth of a creature.

Wife: “ Oh, then I can take Boiled eggs.

 

😜Women's love is like a bowl of salt in an Indian Coffee House.

Either it won't fall no matter how much you hit it…or the lid will

fall off completely.

 😜And men's love , like beetroot in an Indian Coffee House... from

 cutlets to masala  dosa ; it’s in every item .

 

😜 Income is like tears. It has to come from one source only..!

     Whereas expenses are like sweat. No idea whichever way it goes away ..!!

 😜Decided to do good and be better...from this New Year.

 Then I heard some people say...” God call good people early ".

No,  I will be same henceforth…!!

 😜 After erasing a man's memory completely, God asked him, do you remember anything now

 He immediately said his wife's name.

 Then God smiled and asked... "The virus is still there even after   system is completely gone, right”?.

( Prof. M. Krishnan Nair (3 March 1923 – 23 February 2006) was an Indian academic, orator, literary journalist and literary critic of Malayalam literature. He was known for his Sahitya Varaphalam, a weekly column he wrote , which introduced world literature to Malayalam readers.

 Though his column was  criticised  for its alleged superficiality, the column helped a very large section of readers of Kerala to the world of literature from the Latin America, Europe, Africa and Asia. His critique of works by Malayalam authors were said to be impartial irrespective of whether the writer was a novice or an established one; he also used the column to comment upon the society. Nair, himself, did not consider the column as literary criticism, but preferred to call it literary journalism. )