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ENGLISH AT ITS BEST --PUNs to relax and read
She fell in love with ...a *Banker* but he showed no *interest.*
a *Gym Trainer,* but it didn't *Work out.*
a *Librarian,* but his time was always*Booked.*
an *Astronaut*, but he wanted *Space.*
an*Electrician*, but for him there was no *Spark.*
a *Cardiologist* but he broke her *Heart.*
a *Geologist*, but the relationship was too *Rocky.*
an *Economist*, but he couldn’t supply her *Demands.*
a *Violinist* but he said, *"No Strings attached."*
a *Linguist*, but he left her *Speechless.*
a *Seismologist*, but he was always finding *Fault.*
a *Cook*, but he left her on the back *Burner.*
a *Mathematician*, but she couldn't *Count* on him.
a *Scuba diver*--on the surface, everything seemed to be deep fine, but down she knew something *Fishy* was going on.
a *Fisherman*, but he wasn't a good *Catch.*
a Mason, but they never built a strong foundation.*
a *Teacher*, but he had no *Class!*
a *Tennis player,* but *Love meant nothing* to him.
a magician, but he kept playing tricks.*
a *Lawyer*, but he never took her to the *Bar.*
a *Recovery agent* and he *Seized* her.
AND, at last she fell in love with *An ED officer* and got *Attached". * ๐
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