Narayanan Nair, a poor pensioner, had a seed bull at home
The Bull was the only companion and source of income to him .
The locals found out and knew that it was the only best bull in their area .
Those who had their own cows, started bringing them to Nair's place, instead of going far and wide out of their village.
They were happy and made sure of the fact that the calf borne here is of better gene and will fetch more in future.
Narayanan Nair is also happy that his seed bull has become a good source of income.
The bull evenly considered every cow that comes to him and didn’t disappoint anyone. No fatigue in that regard. It didn't show any fatigue nor tired even once.
As time passed by, a group among the locals got together and thought of not to rely on Narayan Nair always and decided to buy the bull for a reasonable price .
A representative on their behalf met Nair and said :
“Give me a price for your bull , and we are going to buy it from you “
Narayan Nair does not want to lose his companion, nor his good source of income. He thought for a while and decided to quote a very high price for his pet bull . They were envious of Nair and not ready to accept the offer. They, instead made a complaint to the Panchayat President, stating their agony and intentions.
The President understood their problem and using the Panchayat Fund bought the seed bull and completed the deal. Now, the pet bull has become the common property of the Panchayat in the service of the society at large.
With accolades and formal ceremonies over with fanfare, on the opening day, the locals readily waiting with their cows started coming for the mating with the bull.
The bull has no reaction after seeing the first cow they brought .
"It's a cow's problem" , One said: That's too much . It's thin, said another.
Another owner, brought his healthy Jersey cow to the front.
The bull has no movement..!!
Next, they brought the other cows that were also lined up, one after the other.
But the bull didn't budge..!!
Panchayat President was angry, confused and jittery . It is the Taxpayers money, he has used and now he didn't want to face or think of another scam in the offing.
He immediately called for Narayanan Nair and appealed him to fix the problem.
Narayanan Nair readily obliged to the President. Without waiting he came close to his pet’s ear and asked lovingly ;
"How are you , my child ? Why is this change of your heart..! Are you tired of this job?".
The Seed bull looked so sympathetically at Nair….and lazily answered :
How should I work?
Who are you to say..?
Now I am a government employee.
You don't know that it is..! When I'm comfortable, will do as per my convenience..!
You go, look after your work..!π
(not meant for all government officials)
For all those who still keep faith in Marxian theories …
A humourous story! I could not guess the twist at the end!
ReplyDeleteMarxian theories have lost all their relevance in 21st century
ReplyDeleteA great satire ! But Govt employees DO work now….. A Kundu
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